I want to vote for that guy for president.
Surest Leo:
Re MacBook 2.4GHz, OS X Lion, Upgraded Hard Drive, New Battery - $600 (Canton)
hi
Matthew Tobey:
HELLO!
Surest Leo:
I understand you
i will make the payment
Matthew Tobey:
Finally, someone understands me!
You should come to my rat dressage recital. Only then will you truly understand me.
Surest Leo:
what do you mean
Matthew Tobey:
It's kind of like ballet
but with rats
or opossums if the rats have the day off
or plantains if the opossums are sick
I don't really recommend the plantain performances
Surest Leo:
can i make the payment
??
Hello
Matthew Tobey:
YES PLEASE!
I like you, so I am lowering the price
Please make a payment of just $875,000,000
your friend will love this MacBook!
Surest Leo:
I want to sent you 1,230
now
Matthew Tobey:
$680,000,000, but that's as low as I can go.
I have to put food on the table, you know?
The tiny table at which my rats and opossums eat.
Otherwise they'll eat the plantains.
Surest Leo:
i have made the payment
Did you see the payment confirmation from paypal
??
Matthew Tobey:
No
Surest Leo:
Ok
Have you check your inbox or spam
??
Matthew Tobey:
No, I'm sorry.
Surest Leo:
check it now
Matthew Tobey:
There is a fake paypal phishing email in my spam, but I don't see anything legitimate.
Could you just come over and give me the money?
Preferably in nickels. My rats are allergic to paper money.
If you can be here by around 1, you can watch a dressage rehearsal
though I should warn you that it will be the plantains rehearsing
I don't really recommend the plantain performances
Hello?
I still haven't received the payment.
But I went ahead and sent the MacBook anyway, because you seem like a trustworthy person.
I've also included two rats, a opossum and one bunch of plantains.
They will guard the MacBook on its journey and will perform for you on their arrival.
Surest Leo:
check your XXXXX@gmail.com mail
inbox or spam
Matthew Tobey:
I told them not to eat the plantains, so they will be hungry. They bite. The opossum will probably be in heat too.
Friend, I am concerned for you. There are two fake paypal emails in my spam folder. I fear your account may have been hacked by a nefarious lot.
