January 2012
9 posts
lilliana dye: hey.
Matthew Tobey: hello!
lilliana dye: hey whats up? 22/F here. you?
Matthew Tobey: Oh, I dunno, I haven't checked the weather yet. It's cold out though!
lilliana dye: hmm. have we chatted before?
Matthew Tobey: No, I just got my first computer today
lilliana dye: oh ok. i wasnt sure. anyways.. whats up?
Matthew Tobey: Well, let's see, I just got a computer! What is up with you, my friend?
lilliana dye: im like so boreddd.... there is nothing to do
Matthew Tobey: You should get a computer. They're fun!
lilliana dye: ohhh wait! i got a great idea. have you ever watched a sexy girl like me strip live on a cam before?
Matthew Tobey: Well, I just got my first computer today on this very day, so why don't you think about it for a second and see if you can figure out the answer to that question.
lilliana dye: wellllll..... you could watch me strip if you would like?
Matthew Tobey: What I would really like to do is watch you learn the proper use of ellipses.
lilliana dye: yeah? ok well my cam is setup through this website so that i cant be recorded so you have to signup there.
it only takes a minute and it is free. ok?
Matthew Tobey: Three dots only, every time. Have you read Strunk and White's The Elements of Style?
lilliana dye: [link] go there then at the top of the page click on the goldish JOIN FREE button.
k?
Matthew Tobey: You can read it for free online: http://www.bartleby.com/141/
Gosh, I hope the rest of the folks I meet on the computer have a better grasp on the written word than you do, ma'am.
lilliana dye: hello?
Matthew Tobey: Hi again!
Did you have a chance to look over that book?
It's short, but really informative. It really changed my life.
December 2011
2 posts
Jon Meacham on The Stature Gap: Could Newt Be The... →
If you mean he really loves sitting, then yes, he could be!
January 2011
1 post
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Mannheim Steamroller (1)
Das Racist (1)
Nat King Cole (1)
Dean Martin (1)
Wait What (1)
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November 2010
2 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-14) →
Best Coast (2)
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Trans-Siberian Orchestra (1)
Maurice Ravel (1)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-31) →
Band of Horses (49)
Brendan Benson (22)
She & Him (14)
Yael Naim (14)
Jay Z (14)
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October 2010
3 posts
Rammstein just sold out Madison Square Gardens in... →
Du hast to be kidding me!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-3) →
Death Cab for Cutie (7)
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The Shins (4)
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September 2010
3 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-12) →
Band of Horses (21)
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The Beatles (12)
They Might Be Giants (8)
Green Day (7)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-29) →
They Might Be Giants (6)
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She & Him (4)
Old 97’s (4)
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May 2010
3 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-23) →
Bright Eyes (2)
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Kanye West feat. Lupe Fiasco (1)
The Beatles (1)
Aimee Mann (1)
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“Wallace is the surname of a person found on the dial in the lighthouse. He/she...”
– Wallace - Lostpedia - The Lost Encyclopedia
It was not an accident that the light in the cave looked like the inside of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
You know what they call a smoke monster in France? A Royale with Smoke.
April 2010
9 posts
“The noosphere is a sphere of human thought. That’s why so much of the...”
– EYE M SICK: Thoughts on The Last Recruit…
So the sideways reality probably isn’t real and only exists in the collective subconscious of the characters. Maybe they’ll get happy endings in the LA X world and then it’ll turn out to be a big fake-out. Neat.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
The xx (3)
Band of Horses (3)
Rogue Wave (2)
Built to Spill (2)
Neutral Milk Hotel (1)
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Lapidus Popcorn Co. is credited as the provider of popcorn for the movie Real Genius. This creates a continued connection to Real Genius, which includes the casting of Jon Gries (Lazlo Hollyfeld in Real Genius / Roger Linus In Lost) and William Atherton (Prof. Jerry Hathaway in Real Genius and the Principal in Ben’s school in Lost)
Frank Lapidus - Lostpedia - The Lost Encyclopedia
Also,...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-18) →
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The White Stripes (2)
Arcade Fire (1)
Rogue Wave (1)
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“Visitors to the Museum of Modern Art’s eyebrow-raising new exhibit have been...”
– -This NY Post article, where they fail to elaborate or further mention the whole CRYING UNDER A SKELETON THING! (via gonzaloisgod)
…Even If She Occasionally Cries While Lying Under the Skeleton is my new band name.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-11) →
Deuter (7)
Blitzen Trapper (4)
Jukebox the Ghost (3)
Miniature Tigers (3)
Cut Copy (2)
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Jay Leno just announced he's moving to TBS in...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-4) →
Lady GaGa (3)
Rogue Wave (3)
Dawes (2)
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March 2010
20 posts
I noticed they played “Amazing Grace” in the preview for next week’s Lost (which is supposed to be a SPOILER ALERT Desmond episode), so I decided to look the song up on Wikipedia. Clever girl:
With a message that forgiveness and redemption is possible regardless of the sins people commit and that the soul can be delivered from despair through the mercy of God, “Amazing...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →
Lady GaGa (4)
Panic! At the Disco (3)
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Local Natives (1)
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Gay or straight, Ricky Martin is still the best base-stealer of the modern era.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-21) →
The xx (4)
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The Shins (2)
Arcade Fire (2)
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Y.P.R.: Five Underrated Songs →
I wrote this thing for Yankee Pot Roast about how much I like Weird Al and watching Michael Bivens poop.
“James Lipton composed the theme to “Thundercats.”
– WAIT, WHAT?
(via skybarn)
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Built to Spill (7)
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Weezer (1)
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Obama Supports DNA Sampling Upon Arrest →
OMG, the President got arrested?!
An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper... →
I have something on McSweeney’s today. Now I can die.
WatchWhere does it end, Glenn Beck?!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7) →
Dewey Cox (10)
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