Tobey Farts

2009

December

November 21

October 12

September 38

August 16

July 41

June 65

May 54

April 34

March 68

February 64

January 31

2008

December 36

November 27

October 29

September 23

August 15

July 13

June

May

April

March

February

January

“Matt Toby’s snide remarks in posting the video for the...”
— From the comments

Woody Allen, David Lynch, Martin Scorcese Sign Petition in...

“Uh, diabetes repair, I guess.” 30 Rock: Dr. Spaceman Medical Moments

I didn’t even know Carol Channing and Carlos Mencia...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27)

“NEW YORK–Stopping for lunch at a Manhattan Burger King, New...”
— William Safire Orders Two...

gonzaloisgod: So, I’m producing a comedy show in the city....

skybarn: willzone: whatson: (via kapi) People who...

Never get in Perez Hilton’s van! via Max Silvestri

My Son and I Auto-Tuned His Lunch

“Protesters who attended Saturday’s Tea Party rally in...”
— Balloon Juice :-|

Kanye West: A Meme Is Born

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13)

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Isn’t nature beautiful? : Pharyngula This is a...

Kanye West Interrupts Obama’s Speech This was so fast. Pretty soon the internet is going to...

Cheap Laughs - The Atlantic (October 2009)

I don’t know how Valerie Plame puts up with this asshole.

Yesterday for work I wrote a blog post that began with, “Demetri Martin is so smart, he could...

Bud Light Lime: Can Confessions

Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate

“But seriously, what do you expect a Congressperson of...”
— More on Joe Wilson, That...

Was afraid this would have to be retired after tonight. My...

A reasoned examination of both sides of the health-care reform debate.

Hercules in New York [Highlights]

A Funny Story that Spoils Part of (500)...

I saw (500) Days of Summer the other day. When it got to the part when Tom looks at his reflection...

Franken Talks Down Angry Mob

Michael Jackson, 65, Beer Critic and Author,...

The most startling thing about this photo from the...

John Smallwood ponders Pujols.

(skybarn:evangotlib:andres:) I never pass up an opportunity...

Anybody else notice Guillermo talking on his iPhone upside...

“Rep. Weiner reminded her that there already is...”
— Maria Bartiromo Presses...

I’ve been working really hard on some impressions and now I’m ready to share them with...