December 2008
36 posts
Here’s a stupid thing I wrote seven years ago (!) for a website that no longer exists. Luckily, I also allowed it to be published on a website that does longer exist, so it’s still available for all the world to marvel and Tumbl at.
Rejected Sequels to It’s a Wonderful Life
It’s a well-known fact that upon its original release in 1946, Frank Capra’s It’s a...
Dick Cheney: Musicologist →
Making fun of Dick Cheney is like shooting fish in the face.
Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between... →
I keep LOL’ing at this.
Olive Juice
andrewti:
gabrieldelahaye:
I was thinking about how in junior high school the big thing was saying “olive juice” under your breath to people because your lips looked like you were saying “I love you,” but you weren’t. Get it? LOL? And then I was thinking about how not since junior high school have I ever found myself in a position where I wanted to make it look like I was saying “I love you” to...
CUTE THINGS FALLING ASLEEP →
I'm Pretty Sure I Was Stupid Before Tumblr
Holy Shit, Indeed
dorothymantooth:
amegnifiedlife:inothernews:
Holy shit, y’all! Did you realize that’s Melora Hardin??!!!
emes:
pile:
Ludacris vs. She & Him -...
“Just in case you are confused- Republicans object to a car czar overseeing the...”
– Balloon Juice
Fuck It Thursdays
Matt Tobey: and really, just fuck it
Matt Tobey: I don't care
Andrew Ti: also, on the main: FUCK IT
Matt Tobey: hence, fuck it
Matt Tobey: ergo, fuck it
Andrew Ti: QED
Andrew Ti: FUCK IT
Matt Tobey: knock knock. who's there? banana. banana who? FUCK IT!
IAN: I had a dream the other night that I was raped by the ghost of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Discuss.
MATT: My Arnold Schwarzenegger Ghost costume works! Also, I raped your twin brother dressed as Danny Devito.
IAN: You bastard. Ever hear of foreplay? Also, hooray, my "twin brother" costume works!
Barack Obama’s Inaugural Ball Should Probably Be... →
I’m writing the Indecision blog this week while Dennis DiClaudio is on vacation.
Conservatives Call Keith Olbermann "Keith... →
Not only did I not know this, I didn’t even know Keith Olbermann had an overbite.
Ford CEO Mulally To Drive, Not Fly, To Washington... →
Not to be outdone, Rick Wagoner is hitchhiking and Robert Nardelli will travel via pogo-stick.
The ultimate personality test
bullshit:
It’s not strange to disagree about movies that are wildly different, and there are surely a few random movies that are very polarizing. What I find most interesting is which movie people consider the best movie from a particular director, as it is usually very telling and polarizing in a different way, so to this point I will propose a new personality test where you reblog your...
