Tobey Farts

May 11

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I think a US Senator just emailed me shock porn.

That person? Stephen Dorff.

belinda tran: hey.
Matthew Tobey: yes?
belinda tran: hey there. 23 femaIle heree.. u???
Matthew Tobey: 92 male here
don't look a day over 86 though!
belinda tran: hmmm. have wee chattted be4?
Matthew Tobey: I don't think so. I just got my first computer today!
belinda tran: ohhh okk sorrry i wasn't surre im aIways meeeting new peoppIe. anywaysz.. what is up?
Matthew Tobey: do you know what this "esc" button does?
belinda tran: im sooooooo bored... i have somme pics on my proffiIe on this webssite if you want 2 see?
Matthew Tobey: My guess is escarole, but I keep hitting it and no escarole
belinda tran: [link] jusst go theree annd make a frree profilIe
you havve to signupp causee i have some nude picttures on theere so the sitte makes sure u r ovr 18 b4 u can see themm
Matthew Tobey: what's your favorite endive?
belinda tran: and don't worrry it iss 100% freeee i promiise. mk?
Matthew Tobey: when I was 18, it was the Great Depression
we didn't have much escarole then, that's for sure
I made a mean catsup soup though
belinda tran: when you geet signnedd up and lIogged in theen search for my profiiIe itts "ashji113"
my passswoord for my private gaIIery is "jjash113" if u wantt 2 see my nudee piics
Matthew Tobey: used to heat it on the radiator. on the worst days, that watery goop could taste like a full banquet.
belinda tran: brb phonne caIlI.
Matthew Tobey: ask them if they know what "esc" does!

Today’s is a marble-loser kind of dashboard.

“I don’t even consider myself wealthy …It can be here today and all gone tomorrow.” —

ANN ROMNEY

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