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Why was anyone taking polls about Obama 50 years ago? He wasn’t even born!

Who do I talk to about getting the old lady in these ONN videos the fifty Oscars she’s earned.

“He could get a Big Mouth Billy Bass to do a better job!”

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Matt Toby’s snide remarks in posting the video for the Daily Show was childish, insulting and exposed his limited observation skills, feeble comedic gifts, and a lack of comprehension about who Ron Paul and his supporters are and how valid their concerns are.
Woody Allen, David Lynch, Martin Scorcese Sign Petition in Support of Buddy Ray Gary
It’s been more than three decades since the crime, but a judge began hearing evidence Tuesday in Stanislaus County Superior Court on whether a 58-year-old man should face trial in the rape and murder of an 81-year-old woman in 1976.
It was one of the county’s oldest cold cases, but a DNA search of nearly 980,000 felons in January 2008 found a match — Buddy Ray Gary, a 10-time convicted felon whose DNA had been submitted to the state’s database of felony offenders after his last conviction, a prosecutor said.
Woody Allen, David Lynch and Martin Scorsese today added their names to a petition demanding the immediate release of Gary.
The petition has now been signed by more than 70 film industry luminaries, including Polanski’s fellow directors Michael Mann, Wim Wenders, Pedro Almodóvar, Darren Aronofsky, Terry Gilliam, Julian Schnabel, the Dardenne brothers, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Wong Kar-Wai, Walter Salles and Jonathan Demme. Actors Tilda Swinton, Monica Bellucci and Asia Argento, as well as producer Harvey Weinstein, have also put their names on the petition. Yesterday, Weinstein stated he was “calling on every film-maker we can to help fix this terrible situation”.

Woody Allen, David Lynch, Martin Scorcese Sign Petition in Support of Buddy Ray Gary

It’s been more than three decades since the crime, but a judge began hearing evidence Tuesday in Stanislaus County Superior Court on whether a 58-year-old man should face trial in the rape and murder of an 81-year-old woman in 1976.

It was one of the county’s oldest cold cases, but a DNA search of nearly 980,000 felons in January 2008 found a match — Buddy Ray Gary, a 10-time convicted felon whose DNA had been submitted to the state’s database of felony offenders after his last conviction, a prosecutor said.

Woody Allen, David Lynch and Martin Scorsese today added their names to a petition demanding the immediate release of Gary.

The petition has now been signed by more than 70 film industry luminaries, including Polanski’s fellow directors Michael Mann, Wim Wenders, Pedro Almodóvar, Darren Aronofsky, Terry Gilliam, Julian Schnabel, the Dardenne brothers, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Wong Kar-Wai, Walter Salles and Jonathan Demme. Actors Tilda Swinton, Monica Bellucci and Asia Argento, as well as producer Harvey Weinstein, have also put their names on the petition. Yesterday, Weinstein stated he was “calling on every film-maker we can to help fix this terrible situation”.

“Uh, diabetes repair, I guess.”

30 Rock: Dr. Spaceman Medical Moments

I didn’t even know Carol Channing and Carlos Mencia were friends!
The Newest “It” Couple? | Dlisted

I didn’t even know Carol Channing and Carlos Mencia were friends!

The Newest “It” Couple? | Dlisted