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Like a lot of people, as soon as I got my copy of Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue,” I immediately thought of the German literary critic Hans Robert Jauss.

Book World: Matthew Continetti reviews Sarah Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ - washingtonpost.com

So that’s why #theGermanLiteraryCriticHansRobertJauss has been trending on Twitter all morning!

According to published reports, over the years Cage bought two Bahamian islands, more than a dozen houses around the world, scores of exotic sports cars as well as dinosaur skulls, meteorites and yachts.
God, this is the best article ever. (via bryanmckay)
I will never forget the alertness of actor James Woods
willzone:

Gwildor: What you get when you can’t afford Orco.
This is a nerdy one.  5 Free internets to those of you who get it.
I’m gonna start using Gwildor’ed as a verb.
“I wanted to buy an iPod but I gwildored and bought a zune.”

willzone:

Gwildor: What you get when you can’t afford Orco.

This is a nerdy one.  5 Free internets to those of you who get it.

I’m gonna start using Gwildor’ed as a verb.

“I wanted to buy an iPod but I gwildored and bought a zune.”

bradofarrell:

iamsosorry:

dynaslice:

If you havin’ hull problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a breach aint one. Hit me.



You crazy for this one, Jean-Luc!

bradofarrell:

iamsosorry:

dynaslice:

If you havin’ hull problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a breach aint one. Hit me.

You crazy for this one, Jean-Luc!

Matt: we're never going to get to see bizarro muhammed atta send flowers and chocolates to the world trade center
Andrew: yeah, they aren't even remotely trying
Andrew: hahaahah
Andrew: :(
Matt: or maybe in the alternate universe he flies the WTC into a plane
Matt: but we'll never know now
Matt: too many dream addicts and alien russian people-incinerators to deal with
Andrew: seriously
Andrew: like, wasn't that pattern shit supposed to be important?
Andrew: did that just focus group poorly?
Matt: I thought it was supposed to be the show
Matt: and now it's just the x-files with down syndrome
(via bryanmckay)
Gabe: so, just to clarify
Gabe: the smoke monster
Gabe: is a man-shaped projected parasite from space?
Andrew: "oh word, mad people are getting murdered by a smoke monster"
Andrew: yeah
Gabe: but it feeds off of radiation
Andrew: "you want to turn up the lights?"
Andrew: yeah
Gabe: so it went to a dude's apartment
Andrew: it feeds on radiation
Gabe: and turned on the TV
Gabe: because four days ago he was on an airplane and had a window seat?
Andrew: yeah
Andrew: I mean, another good way to "feed on radiation"
Andrew: is to stand in the sunlight
Gabe: or take an airplane