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Peter Dinklage Gets So Much P**sy (by RueBrutalia)

Okay, you can just go ahead and fuck off, Google.

Okay, you can just go ahead and fuck off, Google.

popculturebrain:

Poster: Project X

Oh good, they finally remade that Matthew Broderick monkey movie. SPOILER ALERT: Virgil lives.

popculturebrain:

Poster: Project X

Oh good, they finally remade that Matthew Broderick monkey movie. SPOILER ALERT: Virgil lives.

getthatlook:

chrismohney:

Richard Nixon was kind of a young gun back in college, admit it ladies

Whaaaattttt

FACT: Young Dick Nixon travelled through time and became Dave Eggers.

getthatlook:

chrismohney:

Richard Nixon was kind of a young gun back in college, admit it ladies

Whaaaattttt

FACT: Young Dick Nixon travelled through time and became Dave Eggers.

lilliana dye: hey.
Matthew Tobey: hello!
lilliana dye: hey whats up? 22/F here. you?
Matthew Tobey: Oh, I dunno, I haven't checked the weather yet. It's cold out though!
lilliana dye: hmm. have we chatted before?
Matthew Tobey: No, I just got my first computer today
lilliana dye: oh ok. i wasnt sure. anyways.. whats up?
Matthew Tobey: Well, let's see, I just got a computer! What is up with you, my friend?
lilliana dye: im like so boreddd.... there is nothing to do
Matthew Tobey: You should get a computer. They're fun!
lilliana dye: ohhh wait! i got a great idea. have you ever watched a sexy girl like me strip live on a cam before?
Matthew Tobey: Well, I just got my first computer today on this very day, so why don't you think about it for a second and see if you can figure out the answer to that question.
lilliana dye: wellllll..... you could watch me strip if you would like?
Matthew Tobey: What I would really like to do is watch you learn the proper use of ellipses.
lilliana dye: yeah? ok well my cam is setup through this website so that i cant be recorded so you have to signup there.
it only takes a minute and it is free. ok?
Matthew Tobey: Three dots only, every time. Have you read Strunk and White's The Elements of Style?
lilliana dye: [link] go there then at the top of the page click on the goldish JOIN FREE button.
k?
Matthew Tobey: You can read it for free online: http://www.bartleby.com/141/
Gosh, I hope the rest of the folks I meet on the computer have a better grasp on the written word than you do, ma'am.
lilliana dye: hello?
Matthew Tobey: Hi again!
Did you have a chance to look over that book?
It's short, but really informative. It really changed my life.