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These are my farts. I hope you like them.

Email: mtobey at gmail dot com</description><title>Tobey Farts</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mtobey)</generator><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Matt: you watch fringe?&#13;</title><description>Matt: you watch fringe?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Andrew: fringe!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andrew: I missed last night&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andrew: was it on last night?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Matt: yeah&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Matt: the silver lining of last night's episode is it looks like they're making lance reddick a bigger part of the show now that charlie is dead&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Matt: unless it's a smooth jazz concert, you can never have too much lance reddick&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Andrew: haha&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andrew: oh man&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andrew: his music&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andrew: the best thing ever&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Matt: it should be the score on fringe&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Andrew: I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they do a period flashback episode&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andrew: and he plays a cabaret singer in nazi germany&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Matt: hahahahaha&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Matt: that would be outstanding</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/235192204</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/235192204</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:24:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>3 Charged For Having Sex with Horse</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/dpgo_3_Charged_Having_Sex_With_Horse_fc_20091022_4173124?obref=obinsite"&gt;3 Charged For Having Sex with Horse&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I wonder how much she charges.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/233148095</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/233148095</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:17:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is neat</title><description>&lt;a href="http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf"&gt;This is neat&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;It’s an art project where it keeps zooming in on the image forever. That’s a really poor description, but just trust me and click the fucking link.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/232938997</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/232938997</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:23:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/mtobey/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1257076800"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Rogue+Wave"&gt;Rogue Wave (2)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Death+Cab+for+Cutie"&gt;Death Cab for Cutie (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Band+of+Horses"&gt;Band of Horses (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Shins"&gt;The Shins (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Iron%2B%2526%2BWine"&gt;Iron &amp; Wine (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/231122853</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/231122853</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:39:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Just another day at the office.
(Click to embiggen)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksciywRkTY1qzoh5co1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just another day at the office.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://i34.tinypic.com/kcgk5c.jpg"&gt;Click to embiggen&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/228244644</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/228244644</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:13:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>via Indecision Forever</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscgcm7dBe1qzoh5co1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/30/for-all-the-sexy-barack-obamas-out-there/"&gt;Indecision Forever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/228202632</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/228202632</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:17:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>copycats:

If You Leave Me Now by Boyz II Menoriginally by...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mtobey.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/228013358/tumblr_ksbhqqLF751qzqfrk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/227750499/if-you-leave-me-now-by-boyz-ii-men-originally-by"&gt;copycats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;If You Leave Me Now by Boyz II Men&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;originally by Chicago&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Welcome back to the music scene Nathan, Shawn, and Wanya. Slow jams haven’t been the same without you guys. —&lt;a href="http://nathanieljames.tumblr.com"&gt;Nathaniel James&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is all well and good, but will the video feature &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHzkICG47LU"&gt;Michael Bivens on the toilet&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/228013358</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/228013358</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:47:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu Republican Response</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/obamas_declaration_of_swine"&gt;Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu Republican Response&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://kryz.tumblr.com/"&gt;kryz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/226153365</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/226153365</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:35:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Musings of Mike Tyson - Motivational Quotes | TwistedSifter</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8nizsF4Q1qzoh5co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twistedsifter.com/2009/10/mike-tyson-motivational-quotes/"&gt;The Musings of Mike Tyson - Motivational Quotes | TwistedSifter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/226128982</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/226128982</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:01:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Lamebook » Twilight Saga: And so it begins…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6g51pjWy1qzoh5co1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lamebook.com/twilight-saga-and-so-it-begins"&gt;Lamebook » Twilight Saga: And so it begins…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/224901339</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/224901339</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:27:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Drudge: Obama sees worst poll rating drop in 50 years...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.drudgereport.com/"&gt;Drudge: Obama sees worst poll rating drop in 50 years...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Why was anyone taking polls about Obama 50 years ago? He wasn’t even born!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/221145095</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/221145095</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:17:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Who do I talk to about getting the old lady in these ONN videos...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/no0e-mkhhbs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/no0e-mkhhbs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who do I talk to about getting the old lady in these ONN videos the fifty Oscars she’s earned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“He could get a Big Mouth Billy Bass to do a better job!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/220132839</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/220132839</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:27:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>via I have a blog?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krrsaee4JC1qzoh5co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://ludditeandroid.wordpress.com/2009/07/04/independence-day/"&gt;I have a blog?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/217264883</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/217264883</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:25:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I know the GOP wants to be a big tent party, but this might be going a little overboard.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://hammerandsteele.com/?u=http://zoohaven.com/zhfiles/members/guides/ministallion.htm"&gt;I know the GOP wants to be a big tent party, but this might be going a little overboard.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/212980777</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/212980777</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:02:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>At GOP.com, Something New Is Happening</title><description>&lt;a href="http://hammerandsteele.com/?u=http://www.stormfront.org/forum/"&gt;At GOP.com, Something New Is Happening&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/212978200</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/212978200</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:58:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/mtobey/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1254657600"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Petra+Haden"&gt;Petra Haden (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Ryan+Adams"&gt;Ryan Adams (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/T.+Rex"&gt;T. Rex (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Someone+Still+Loves+You+Boris+Yeltsin"&gt;Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Neutral+Milk+Hotel"&gt;Neutral Milk Hotel (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/205088278</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/205088278</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:43:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Matt Toby’s snide remarks in posting the video for the Daily Show was childish, insulting and..."</title><description>“Matt &lt;b&gt;Toby&lt;/b&gt;’s snide remarks in posting the video for the Daily Show was childish, insulting and exposed his &lt;b&gt;limited observation skills&lt;/b&gt;, feeble comedic gifts, and a lack of comprehension about who Ron Paul and his supporters are and how valid their concerns are.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/09/30/ron-paul-on-the-daily-show/#respond"&gt;From the comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/201086359</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/201086359</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:20:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Woody Allen, David Lynch, Martin Scorcese Sign Petition in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqsjx3jLuF1qzoh5co1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="#mce_temp_url#"&gt;Woody Allen, David Lynch, Martin Scorcese Sign Petition in Support of Buddy Ray Gary&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s been more than three decades since the crime, but a judge began hearing evidence Tuesday in Stanislaus County Superior Court on whether a 58-year-old man should face trial in the rape and murder of an 81-year-old woman in 1976.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was one of the county’s oldest cold cases, but a DNA search of nearly 980,000 felons in January 2008 found a match — Buddy Ray Gary, a 10-time convicted felon whose DNA had been submitted to the state’s database of felony offenders after his last conviction, a prosecutor said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Woody Allen, David Lynch and Martin Scorsese today added their names to a petition demanding the immediate release of Gary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The petition has now been signed by more than 70 film industry luminaries, including Polanski’s fellow directors Michael Mann, Wim Wenders, Pedro Almodóvar, Darren Aronofsky, Terry Gilliam, Julian Schnabel, the Dardenne brothers, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Wong Kar-Wai, Walter Salles and Jonathan Demme. Actors Tilda Swinton, Monica Bellucci and Asia Argento, as well as producer Harvey Weinstein, have also put their names on the petition. Yesterday, Weinstein stated he was “calling on every film-maker we can to help fix this terrible situation”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/200995969</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/200995969</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:48:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Uh, diabetes repair, I guess.”
30 Rock: Dr....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/PixZp83HmoRDICy7JSQSDA" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/PixZp83HmoRDICy7JSQSDA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Uh, diabetes repair, I guess.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/95442/30-rock-dr-spaceman-medical-moments#s-p1-st-i1"&gt;30 Rock: Dr. Spaceman Medical Moments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/200310585</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/200310585</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:51:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I didn’t even know Carol Channing and Carlos Mencia were...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqoxfeqH5Z1qzoh5co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I didn’t even know Carol Channing and Carlos Mencia were friends!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dlisted.com/node/34088"&gt;The Newest “It” Couple? | Dlisted&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/199292275</link><guid>http://mtobey.tumblr.com/post/199292275</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:50:01 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
