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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:23:30 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22):

maxsilvestri: getthatlook: Yay! This photo is a worthy...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:17:58 -0500

getthatlook:

Yay!

This photo is a worthy challenger to Leprechaun Watches Friend Hold a Bong for the title of Most Surprises.

Now that’s what I call representative government. Yikes...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:11:00 -0500

Now that’s what I call representative government.

Yikes indeed, Senator.

Oil: enough energy to melt glaciers! | Grist This is a real oil...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:19:09 -0500

Oil: enough energy to melt glaciers! | Grist

This is a real oil company ad from 1962. LOL.

jonahray: Life’s A dream - Built To Spill I can’t stop...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:40:05 -0500

jonahray:

Life’s A dream - Built To Spill

I can’t stop listening to this song.

The new Built to Spill is my favorite since Keep It Like a Secret. Buy it for your ears’ sake.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:18:27 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

"Like a lot of people, as soon as I got my copy of Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue,” I..."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:07:32 -0500

“Like a lot of people, as soon as I got my copy of Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue,” I immediately thought of the German literary critic Hans Robert Jauss.”

- Book World: Matthew Continetti reviews Sarah Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ - washingtonpost.com

So that’s why #theGermanLiteraryCriticHansRobertJauss has been trending on Twitter all morning!

"According to published reports, over the years Cage bought two Bahamian islands, more than a dozen..."

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:02:41 -0500

“According to published reports, over the years Cage bought two Bahamian islands, more than a dozen houses around the world, scores of exotic sports cars as well as dinosaur skulls, meteorites and yachts.”

- God, this is the best article ever. (via bryanmckay)

"I will never forget the alertness of actor James Woods"

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:29:29 -0500

“I will never forget the alertness of actor James Woods”

- The John Doe Manifesto by Michelle Malkin on National Review Online

That’s what she said?

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:52:14 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

willzone: Gwildor: What you get when you can’t afford...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:13:55 -0500

willzone:

Gwildor: What you get when you can’t afford Orco.

This is a nerdy one. 5 Free internets to those of you who get it.

I’m gonna start using Gwildor’ed as a verb.

“I wanted to buy an iPod but I gwildored and bought a zune.”

bradofarrell: iamsosorry: dynaslice: If you havin’ hull...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:19:14 -0500

bradofarrell:

iamsosorry:

dynaslice:

If you havin’ hull problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a breach aint one. Hit me.

You crazy for this one, Jean-Luc!

Matt: we're never going to get to see bizarro muhammed atta send flowers and chocolates to the world trade center

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:19:13 -0500

Matt (11:14:24 AM): we're never going to get to see bizarro muhammed atta send flowers and chocolates to the world trade center
Andrew (11:14:25 AM): yeah, they aren't even remotely trying
Andrew (11:14:28 AM): hahaahah
Andrew (11:14:31 AM): :(
Matt (11:15:09 AM): or maybe in the alternate universe he flies the WTC into a plane
Matt (11:15:15 AM): but we'll never know now
Matt (11:15:46 AM): too many dream addicts and alien russian people-incinerators to deal with
Andrew (11:16:26 AM): seriously
Andrew (11:16:33 AM): like, wasn't that pattern shit supposed to be important?
Andrew (11:16:42 AM): did that just focus group poorly?
Matt (11:16:47 AM): I thought it was supposed to be the show
Matt (11:17:00 AM): and now it's just the x-files with down syndrome

(via bryanmckay)

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:12:59 -0500

(via bryanmckay)

I had a dream coldplay were trying to kill me on this farm, what could this mean? - Yahoo! Answers

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:41:41 -0500

I had a dream coldplay were trying to kill me on this farm, what could this mean? - Yahoo! Answers

Gabe: so, just to clarify

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:08:35 -0500

Gabe (10:57:18 AM): so, just to clarify
Gabe (10:57:19 AM): the smoke monster
Gabe (10:57:27 AM): is a man-shaped projected parasite from space?
Andrew (10:57:28 AM): "oh word, mad people are getting murdered by a smoke monster"
Andrew (10:57:35 AM): yeah
Gabe (10:57:39 AM): but it feeds off of radiation
Andrew (10:57:43 AM): "you want to turn up the lights?"
Andrew (10:57:44 AM): yeah
Gabe (10:57:47 AM): so it went to a dude's apartment
Andrew (10:57:49 AM): it feeds on radiation
Gabe (10:57:50 AM): and turned on the TV
Gabe (10:57:57 AM): because four days ago he was on an airplane and had a window seat?
Andrew (10:58:11 AM): yeah
Andrew (10:58:18 AM): I mean, another good way to "feed on radiation"
Andrew (10:58:22 AM): is to stand in the sunlight
Gabe (10:58:30 AM): or take an airplane

Hey, boss, I think we’ve raped all the children on earth. Hmm, I’ve got an idea.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:03:38 -0500

Hey, boss, I think we’ve raped all the children on earth.

Hmm, I’ve got an idea.

Matt: you watch fringe?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:24:00 -0500

Matt: you watch fringe?

Andrew: fringe!
Andrew: I missed last night
Andrew: was it on last night?

Matt: yeah
Matt: the silver lining of last night's episode is it looks like they're making lance reddick a bigger part of the show now that charlie is dead
Matt: unless it's a smooth jazz concert, you can never have too much lance reddick

Andrew: haha
Andrew: oh man
Andrew: his music
Andrew: the best thing ever

Matt: it should be the score on fringe

Andrew: I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they do a period flashback episode
Andrew: and he plays a cabaret singer in nazi germany

Matt: hahahahaha
Matt: that would be outstanding

3 Charged For Having Sex with Horse

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:17:20 -0500

3 Charged For Having Sex with Horse:

I wonder how much she charges.

This is neat

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:23:52 -0500

This is neat:

It’s an art project where it keeps zooming in on the image forever. That’s a really poor description, but just trust me and click the fucking link.